I can't believe it has come to this. I have to take time away from my patients to inform you that you are idiots. This whole experience makes me want to vomit. But of course I wouldn't dare throw up without the approval of my insurance company.
Which brings me to my point; Apparently, you have decided that a child receiving chemotherapy has no reason to be nauseated. I didn't think I was unnecessarily writing prescriptions for anti-emetics for X. Obviously you would know better about the side effects of chemotherapy than me, my peers, and the entire scientific community going all the way back to Dr. Sidney Farber. I suppose my alternative to Zofran and Scopalamine is to let X know that the nausea is all in their head. However, I don't imagine you would cover any psychology consultation either.
I'll just tell X to stop throwing up. Thank you for that simple solution. You have saved your greedy, blood sucking corporation share holders a great deal of money I am sure. Of course, that would be the bottom line. Feel free to contact me if you need further information about how much you suck.
